…so begins the original story that the film is based on, you can have a read of it here: http://www.paper-jam.co.uk/articles/toilet-story
Few things to note here:
- Be glad I decided against using the full version of the sweetcorn story in the final screenplay
- How poor the sentence construction and grammar is
- That I wrote it seven years ago – it has taken seven fucking years to actually get round to doing this, Terence Malick and the Stone Roses could have sorted it quicker.